Huh! Well, I know a guy by the name of Edward Cheese
Conqueror of the lands and of the seas
Saviour of the whales and of the trees
Everybody get down on your knees!
Go Eddy
Come on Eddy
Ready steady Eddy
Go Eddy go Eddy go!
Now he is, faster than a bullet,
Quicker than a laser,
Wiser than the owl,
Sharper than a razor,
You will never catch him in a blazer
Mein Gott, es ist Edward Käse!
Go Eddy
Come on Eddy
Ready steady Eddy
Go Eddy go Eddy go!
Now there is, no cheese today coz Eddy’s gone away
No cheese today coz Eddy’s gone away
No cheese today coz Eddy’s gone away
No cheese today coz Eddy’s gone away, Woah!
Now when, danger and evil are at large
Don’t worry, Eddy will take charge
In the shadow of gloom and sabotage
Sacre Bleu! C’est Monsieur Fromage!
Go Eddy
Come on Eddy
Ready steady Eddy
Go Eddy go Eddy go!
Go Eddy
Come on Eddy
Ready steady Eddy
Go Eddy go Eddy go!
credits
from Leaving It Late,
released July 6, 2001
Lyrics by Benn Cordrey
Music by Mint
Vocals by Benn Cordrey
Backing Vocals by Andrew Gaines and Richard Thomas
Bass Guitar by Benn Cordrey
Electric Guitars by Andrew Gaines and Richard Thomas
Drums by Simon Edwards
Produced by Andrew Wolfe and Ste Dawson
Crossgate Studios, Durham City, England
June 2001